How to put a Lobster to sleep (boiling water notwithstanding.....)
Video courtesy ksomody.
This is a fun trick to try at your next clambake. Simply begin gently stroking your crawly lobster from between the eyes down the ridge of the thorax to the tail. After a few minutes of stroking, your lobster will be hypnotized and you can stand them on their heads using the claws as a tripod.
Then they are ready for taunting!
After all, wouldn't you want to be asleep before being murdered?